Ryan McNeilI do hope you’ll excuse my phoning one in, but it’s been a rough few weeks, and I find myself a tad uninspired this week. While I will be putting up two or even three new reviews over the weekend, I can’t shake the feeling that there’s a lot of time between now and then.
So with Halloween fast approaching, I thought this week’s top five might be a chance to give those of you decking out your places for this most goulish of holidays some decorating tips.
Shamelessly stolen from walyou.com, here is a
#5. SAY ANYTHING Pumpkin… “I gave her my heart; she cut holes in my shell, scooped my guts out and roasted them.”
#4. THE STAR TREK Pumpkin… It manages to elude getting pummeled by whipper-snapping pumpkin-smashers, unfortunately the pumpkins around it wearing red shirts meet a very different fate.
#3. THE STAR WARS Pumpkin… Clearly and Episode IV-VI pumpkin. Not to be confused with an Episode I-III pumpkin, which is younger, brighter, and doesn’t act as well.
#2. THE SHINING PUMPKIN… Creepy twin girls lurking around your house is completely optional.
#1. THE WIZARD OF OZ Pumpkin… To complete the effect, I suggest painting your front walkway yellow.
Holy smokes, those are insane!!! I’ve never been able to (or wanted to) do such detailed pumpkin.
Triangle eyes, circle nose and a goofy grin are what mine look like. Maybe a patchwork scar for fun.