Come out come out wherever you are, and meet the sly huckster who came from afar…
LES MISERABLES
Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men? They are fans of broadway musicals, disappointed yet again.
WRECK-IT RALPH
Walt Disney wants us to grab a handful of quarters and walk back into the arcade. Unfortunately, the game it wants us to play isn’t nearly as cool as all the other games in the joint.
PITCH PERFECT
I sat down hoping to be aca-tained, but two hours later I just found myself aca-pointed.
TO ROME WITH LOVE
Italians are such a passionate people, so you can see why Woody Allen wasn’t content just to tell one of their tales of love.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER
Four score and seven hours ago, my theatre projectionist brought forth a new round of silliness.
COSMOPOLIS
A lot of things can happen when a rich guy wants a haircut. Alternately, very little can happen, but a lot can be discussed while those few things are going on.