We begin to descend into the darkness today dear friends. Today the pain of my kingdom was inflicted upon me in a whole new way. My half-assed research leaves me unable to prove it, but if I had to make a bet, I’d wager that AIRBORNE was greatly funded by Rollerblade. I make the presumption…
The King of Pain: SPACE CAMP
When did we stop dreaming about outer space? As this film played out, I was fascinated by the scores of kids of all ages who were wildly excited to be at Space Camp. Every character – no matter how cool or uncool they are supposed to be – acts as though getting to go to…
The King of Pain: THREE O’CLOCK HIGH
This film should almost be titled “John Hughes Made It Look So Easy”. I’ve come to the conclusion that sitting down to watch any film aimed at teenagers if you aren’t a teenager is a dangerous proposition. The proposition gets infinitely more dangerous if you’re watching it outside of the era it was made. The…
The King of Pain: SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
Six or seven years ago I really began to love cooking. There was something about being creative in the kitchen that reminded me of studying art back in high school…exploring something sensory, diving into alchemy. The difference of course was that unlike my oil paintings, my creativity in the kitchen came with an extra level…
Radio Bomb: The Film Locker episode 3
Episode Three turns our attention to David Cronenberg.
GREEN LANTERN
After reading scores of Green Lantern comic books in recent years, the character had started to pose a challenge to Superman for the title of “Hatter’s Favorite Hero”. Not that you’d guess that after watching this movie. Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds) is a test pilot. He’s the ace of Ferris Aircraft – a military contractor…
MIDNIGHT IN PARIS
Woody Allen Surprises Us All With a Film That Lands Amongst His All-Time Greats
