In all of human history, precious little has caused as much division and bloodshed as religion. We have debated, disputed, clashed and killed over higher beliefs so often, that it is now a task to name many conflicts that arose for any other reason. Just over ten years ago, Kevin Smith told us the beliefs might be more trouble than their worth, since getting to change a personal belief is so tricky. People believe in so many different things…in so many ways…and sometimes to everyone standing on the outside, a belief can be wildly misguided. That’s what Smith’s latest film RED STATE is here to tell us.

At least, that’s what I think it’s here to tell us, in it’s own half-assed way.

RED STATE introduces us to the Five Points Church and its pastor Abin Cooper (Michael Parks). Five Points is the sort of ultra-Christian church that to the rest of us seems to have lost the plot. For instance, they routinely picket funerals of deceased homosexuals and holler about how much God hates fags.

Inhabiting the same town as Five Points is a teenager named Travis (Michael Angarano). One afternoon, two of Travis’ friends are surfing around the internet, and show him a Craigslist-type site where people post listings for sexual hook-ups. Thinking that they have found a chance at a night of group sex in their sleepy little town, the boys respond to an ad, and head out into the backwoods in search of carnal knowledge.

Unfortunately, they end up with more than they bargained for as the ad is little more than a trap set up by Five Points to lure in the morally corrupt. Soon after they find the woman who supposedly posted the ad – a homey looking woman named Sarah (Melissa Leo) – they realize the beer she has offered them was spiked, and they all pass out and are taken captive. When they come to, they find themselves bound within the walls of Five Points, and witness to a grizzly sacrifice of a homosexual man.

As the boys await their fate, a scuffle arises that manages to get local authorities’ attention. While the local authority cannot do anything about the problem for reasons I won’t reveal, the sheriff (Stephen Root) does reach out to the federal authorities who have been investigating Five Points for some time. This gets ATF Special Agent Keenan (John Goodman) tapped to go to Five Points and look into the matter.

And as we all know by now, if there’s one thing religious zealots love, it’s the ATF on their doorstep.

Before I delve too far into my reactions to RED STATE, I should point out that everything in this review will pertain only to what was on the screen. Much has already been made about the film’s distribution pattern, which has given the film a certain level of hype/buzz/backlash/etc. While I do have a thought or two about the decision to roadshow the film, I did my best to put those thoughts out of my brain when I settled in to watch this movie. Any thoughts on the film’s distribution will come in a whole separate post – if I even decide it’s worth discussing.

RED STATE comes across as a film that starts into a conversation, and after a long stretch of continued ranting asks “Wait…what was I talking about again?”.

The film claims to be a horror/thriller, but oddly is neither all that horrific or thrilling. There is a slight creep factor that comes when we watch with Travis as the Five Points congregation perform their ritual sacrifice…but that’s as intense as it ever gets. Nothing before that or after ever achieves any real tension, not even the boys’ late night drive out to the back woods which is usually a gimme for chills. Nothing in this story or its execution ever comes close to being scary – and I say that as someone who is pretty easy to scare. Nay, the film doesn’t even try to get points on the board by throwing in a jump scare. Indeed, if this is a horror film, it has dethroned The Twilight Saga as the least frightening horror genre ever.

If it isn’t a horror, then perhaps it’s meant to be a thriller (lord knows the gunfight that lasts a full third of the film suggests as such). By his own admission, Kevin Smith is not that talented when it comes to the mechanics of directing. Keep in mind, that he has said this about his previous films which are almost all people standing around and talking. So, if Smith knew he wasn’t so hot at directing talky films, why on earth did he decide to double-down and go for action? The shootout scene is claustrophobic, spastic, poorly shot, even more poorly edited, and lacks gravity, geography, or audience investment.

What Smith does do well…what he has always done well, and will likely never not do well…is write. There are several moments in RED STATE where the script is witty and honest. Specifically, Smith is perhaps at his all-time best during a final scene that allows John Goodman to map out the surreal final moments. The scene gives its characters moments of weariness, truculence, and introspection…all without anyone getting up from their chairs. Knowing the writer’s work as well as I do, I truly feel as though it is one of the best scenes he has ever written. The only knock against it, is that it might come far too late to save everything that has come before it.

But as I reflect on the writing on a whole, I have to openly wonder what this film was trying to achieve as a whole? The Christian parish in this film comes with traces of real life built into it, and like the screenwriter I am continually perplexed at some of the things that have happened in the world in the name of morality. However, I can’t help but feel as though this story turns the parishioners into charicatures. There’s a raving preacher, his devout adult flock, and the youth of the parish that seem devoted but are conflicted. They are a fascinating engine to use to drive the story, but I can’t say I got any insight into why they believed they were doing the right thing.

Perhaps the moral of the story is “You can’t outsmart crazy”, but with an outlet like film, it’s not enough just to dig in against fundamentalism and say “You’re wrong”. That’s what fundamentalists in the world are saying to the rest of us. Such an argument approach is not a two-way street.

So while we’re treated to a performance by Michael Parks that draws us in and unnerves us all in the same scripture passage, and an equally earnest performance by John Goodman, it’s ultimately all for naught. The film without scares, or likewise a fleshed-out thesis, comes off looking claustrophobic and tremendously cheap. Aesthetically, this is his worst-looking film since CLERKS, and that film cost less than 1% of what it cost to make RED STATE. Kevin Smith deserves full marks for trying something new and getting out of his comfort zone, but perhaps the ultimate result of the experiment is that he should stick to what he does best.

Note: While it is not the fault of the production, I thought it worth noting that the presentation at my screening of RED STATE was terrible. I paid full admission in a major theatrical chain, and for my hard-earned was treated to a digital presentation that was not colour balanced, and a sound mix that felt like it was designed for two channels but force-fed through eight. Even if I loved the film, I can’t help but consider such shoddy presentation a massive rip-off from a film that hits dvd in mere weeks. 

Matineescore: ★ 1/2 out of ★ ★ ★ ★
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